assassinregrets:

gwylock1:

themediocregapfiller:

has this been done yet?

what the fuck this is so completely in character

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splickedylit:

splickedylit:

me: *lies down*

things: *continue to happen*

me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*

me: *LIES DOWN INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH*

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pollofrita:

thesylverlining:

redpyros:

man me a sand

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

what the fuck happened to our collective sense of humor like this is so stupid yet here I am stifling laughter in an opera rehearsal

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khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

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multipls:

yiffmaster:

britney:

bitch

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

my xkit makes it the old format so

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